WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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