is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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