so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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