Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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