Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. ðŸ˜
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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