Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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