apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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