Nicole vs. Life
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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