Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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