I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
