More tranny stories later!
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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