There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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