there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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