This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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