That's intense
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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