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(773): View more from Illinois

My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.

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(647): View more from Ontario

he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(281): View more from Texas

Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.

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(240): View more from Maryland

she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.

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