found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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