some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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