I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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