Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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