what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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