Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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