Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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