Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Randomize