My liver just broke up with me...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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