I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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