so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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