oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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