just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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