That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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