We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He did a backflip because drugs
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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