I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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