I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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