butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I want to fling myself into the sun
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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