I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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