none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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