dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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