Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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