i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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