fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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