That's intense
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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