Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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