hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
it glows. i had to have it.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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