We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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