i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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