Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
