fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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