i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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