Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
