Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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