They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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