One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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