So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
