The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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