My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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